It's a positive... Natalie's a blonde.

*shakes head* I don't understand.
I wasn't there for this one, but it was really funny.
Blonde moment #1
You know that trick where you say to someone, "*points to someone's shirt* you have a bug on your shirt!" or "*points to someone's shirt* You have a stain on your shirt!" and then they look down and you do that thingy with your finger? That's what Natalie was trying to do to dad. But of course like... no one goes for it anymore. So she's trying soooooo hard to get him to look down and he wouldn't. She tried it like twenty times.
Then like a second later, Dad says to Natalie, "*Points to her shirt* you have a stain on your shirt." And guess what? She looks down!!!!! and you know the rest...
Is that a Natalie moment or what?!?!

Blonde moment #2
Andrew goes to Natalie, "*sticks hand out* shake my hand."
She shakes his hand.
He squeezes it.
She rips her hand from his.
*Few minutes later*
Andrew says to Natalie, "*sticks hand out* shake my hand."
She shakes it again...
Guess what he does?... squeezes it.
Then he tries to do it to me... And of course I'm not an idiot.
I say, "No."
Andrew says, "I guess Natalie's the only one dumb enough to do it twice."

John, John, John...

Andrew and John were watching a video of all of us kids trying to catch a fly, (long story; don't ask.) and Therese started talking to my mom on the video and John says while watching it, "Haha. Ha. Ha. Therese is so annoying."

Second Day Of VBS

Second day of VBS.

.........

Did I ever tell you?

Did I ever tell you that I hate Andrew? Well, I do.
Mom and Dad disappear. Again. And we (well, not "we" anymore) have to babysit. So... Andrew leaves to go see a movie. I tell Dad that I'm depressed and I asked him if I can leave too. And he just started laughing! Like it was a joke! It's not. It's not fair. I swear, I'm gonna go nuts. And he didn't even help out before he left.
I can hear him laughing at me now.


*Edit*
I think I'm gonna just knock em out and tie them up. And then I can sleep.

Disabled

Okay... So today I've had a really bad headache. So I asked Natalie if she could get a Gatorade so I could chug it. (It's supposed to get rid of headaches) So she gets it and I start to open it and she takes away from me and opens it. I said, Natalie, I can open it. She says, Yeah, but you're disabled. As if I have a mental problem. I think she's the one who has the mental problem.

VBS (Vacation Bible School)

It was the first day today. And I already have a nickname!!! It's Scary. Yes you read that correctly. Believe it or not. That's what a little boy named me. Yeah. I know. Do I look scary to you? I didn't think so. So yeah...



Don't be fooled by her cute little face. They can get... inside your head.
It's pretty scary.
Anyway, This was kinda a pointless post. But that's okay.

Leprechauns!!! Gold!!!!..... Rainbow!!!

I was babysitting last night and the little girl that I was babysitting always tells stories.
So last night she said that she found the end of the rainbow and a pot of gold and a leprechaun.
Wow!

For those of you who don't know what that looks like...












So there you go. Yeah, I know it looks like the lucky charms cereal... But it's not. Really.



*Edit*


I just looked up, is the end of the rainbow with a pot of gold and a leprechaun real?
And this came up,




Leprechauns are little magical hoppity green creatures commonly confused with the Irish. Although by large most of them are, in fact, actually Swedish, most Leprechauns deny any connection to the Swedes, preferring to claim they are of French, Russian, or African descent. Leprechauns are not to be confused with little people, them what used to be known in some parts as midgets.


It doesn't really look like the guy for Lucky Charms...

And apparently, Leprechauns eat small twigs and berries, along with the occasional turd.


So maybe it is true!
Maybe Andrew's a leprechaun!

*Sigh*

I've said it so many times before and I'm going to say it again... Andrew's going to die.
And it's not going to be from natural causes.



You see how it's dark around his face?
Yeah... That's because he's evil.



We're in mass and of course every Sunday I have to sit next to him. And of course he has to annoy the heck out of me. Don't you think he should be paying attention to mass? Yeah. No.

First, He starts leaning his arm on my arm just to annoy me. (Kinda how Uncle Peter would lean his leg against Dad's in the car.)
Second, He starts copying me.
Third, I don't know. He starts laughing.

He says last night, "Elizabeth, God says you shall not kill. So you can't kill me."
And I said to him, "Did He say, 'You shall not hurt'? " And I pushed him and ran away.

Here's one of Therese's moments,

Therese says to Chas, "Chas, give me a high five."
*Therese puts her hand up*
Chas says, "Why?"
Therese says, "Because I want to give you a high five."
*Chas puts his finger up to Therese's hand*
*Therese takes her hand away* and says, "Who's gay!"
Chas says, "Therese, I didn't even put my hand up."
Therese says, "Doesn't matter... you're still gay!"


That's Therese for ya!

I was asked by myself to make a blog. So I made one. Here it is.

Anyway,
I don't even know if anyone will even read this. I don't even know if I care. As long as I'm able to say what I want to say then I'm fine.
Okay... Well, maybe I'll add some pictures and stuff later.



~Elizabeth