By the way....

So, tonight when Chas, Lisette, Therese and I were on our way home from the boys Flag Football game, Lisette decided she was going to start over and be a different person. She was acting all nice and Therese thought it was weird and asked her if she would just be normal, but Lisette didn't want to (I think she was doing it just to annoy Therese). So a little later when Lisette was in the shower Therese says to me, "I don't know what's wrong with Lisette, but it's really annoying and I just want her to act normal!" I say to Therese, "Well, is it really bad? Do you want her to act like HER kind of normal, or just... normal?" Therese, "I don't know! I just want her to stop and be herself again!" I said, "Well, I don't think it's bad how she's acting..." So Therese goes in the bathroom while Lisette's in the shower. Lisette says in a sweet voice, "Therese is that you? Oh, hi Therese!! Hi!" Therese, finally fed up with it, says to Lisette in a irritated voice, "By the way, Lisette, I sat on your bed naked."

Stephen runs up to mom and says, "Look, mom!!!!! I found Jesus in a baskick!!!!!!" ...or Aragorn from The Lord of the Rings...

Hola!!!!

Therese, John, Stephen and I were playing Snakes & Ladders and the kids thought there were supposed to be two dice, but I was pretty sure it was only one. So, as I was reading the directions,, John saw a number 2 on the paper and he says, "See two dice!! It says it right there!" I said, "John, that's in Spanish, and it's for the players, not the dice." John, "No, look!!!! It says it right there!!! Do only Spanish people use two dice?" I said, "No, John... Do you know how to speak Spanish?? Just don't worry about it!" John, "No... Oh! Stephen does!!! Stephen, do it!!!!" Stephen, "Hola!"

Funny video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043v9GobXm0

Lol. Skip to 4:15 and watch it... if you want... But yeah... it's really funny.... So watch it...



Oh! Watch this too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTFzsaSLII

And this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlgA68z_L4&feature=related

Lol... This is great...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnew1PIYqk&NR=1

Never advertise ladders on the air... yeah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOkLYMKo84k (You know... I wonder if that guy was okay... he hit his head pretty hard...)

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The Bull and the Turkey

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey.
"But I just haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Stephen, Stephen, Stephen...

So, Stephen swallowed a penny the other day... Why you ask? Well... I have no idea! :P
Here's the story:
Once upon a time, Stephen swall- I'm just kidding! Haha!!

Anyway, Stephen says to mom, "Mom, I ate a penny."
Mom says, "What?!"
Stephen, "I ate a penny."
Mom, "You swallowed a penny?!"
Stephen, "... Yeah."
Mom's starting to freak out. She says, "Does your throat hurt?!"
Stephen, "Yeah."
Blah, blah, blah... (By the way, he doesn't look like he's in pain...)
Now John's starting to freak out cause mom's freaking out. So Brianna's trying to comfort him and says, "John, it's okay. He'll just poop it out."
Blah, blah, blah...
Mom says, "Stephen, you want some num num? (Chocolate milk)
John skips behind mom and says, "Stephen you want some prune juice?!"



Only Betty Bauer's child would say something like that...

****

About an hour and a half later
Stephen's on the toilet and John's with him. I hear, "... Stephen, just try..."
Stephen, "John, I can't poop out the penny."
John, "Just two more pushes."
Stephen, "*Pushes* I can't poop out the penny, John..."

****

Later
Brianna says to Stephen, "Stephen, how's that penny doin? Is it working it's way down to your butt?"
Stephen, "No. The penny is going to poop out of my butt."

**EDIT**

By the way, the penny is out. So you can stop holding your breath. :D